Dog On Life

Classy Clancy

My human is having a bad day. A guy who makes up stories has died. My human was telling a friend that he had read every story the guy had done and he was going to miss him and his stories. They weren’t the kind of stories that Rufus growls out at the dog park. Rufus tires to tell the facts, but he forgets most of them. They were full of that imagine thing and they had all kinds of people doing spooky stuff. My human went to the lighted box with the dead mouse with no fur, looked around and printed something on paper. He was impressed by it and hung it on the wall. He thought that it was so good that I asked him to put it in this post. I don’t know why humans call them posts. Posts are something in the ground that are great places to mark a dog’s territory. Anyway, here is what Classy Clancy once said on that fox place on the lighted box that doesn’t have one animal on it:

“The political left, they deal in symbols rather than reality. The general difference between conservatives and liberals is that liberals like pretty pictures and conservatives like to build bridges that people can drive across,” he said during a 2001 interview with Bill O’Reilly. “And conservatives are indeed conservative because if the bridge falls down then people die, whereas the liberals figure, we can always build a nice memorial and make people forget it ever happened and was our fault. They’re very good at making people forget it was their fault.”

My human said that it’s not all liberals that think this way, but there seems to be a lot of them in that D.C. place these days and they do some strange things.